Five. Drinks to your Health.

The recipe for a Suffering Bastard:

• 1.5 oz of rum
• 1 oz of overproof rum
• 3/4 oz Orange Curacao liqueur
• 1/2 oz orgeat syrup
• 1 oz fresh lime juice
• 2 oz fresh orange juice

Apparently it is followed by the Dying Bastard, Dead Bastard and a Mai Tai. The fifth drink is for your Hangover the next day.

Here's to my suffering bastards, wherever you may be right now.